Blaisey's Hierarchy of Needs
After submitting her final grades for a very trying quarter, Traci spent a day on the couch reading a best seller. Feeling a great deal of guilt for taking a vacation day, she turned to Blaisey for permission to continue. A four-year old is always a great source of vindication, by the way. "Do you think it's a problem," Traci asked Blaisey, "that all I've done today is sit on this couch?"
Blaisey, tilted her head to the side contemplatively and sagely responded, "Uhm. Do you have to eat or poop?"
Traci considered the question and said, "No."
Blaisey said, "Then you're okay."
So, alright, I admit it: this is a pretty good life.